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Who on earth wants a boring Advent Calendar with pictures of Rudolph and friends frolicking in the snow?
Not us, that's why we made our own Advent Calendar, with Blackjack and Hookers!
*No Blackjack, or Hookers are included with this product.
A fantastic opportunity to wake up each morning and get a fresh insult whilst enjoying a cheap nasty advent calendar offensive novelty toy!
None of that posh screwdriver or bottle opener nonsense here!
We figured only a moron would buy this product, so we Included the worlds easiest maze game especially for morons to play on the back of the box.
You're welcome.
Step right up and buy our new range of offensive Christmas Chocolate Bars. Buy one for your mate today!
Top tip: DO NOT purchase for your Wife. She has no sense of humour!
